I have trespassed on some of the finest country clubs in the land ...on walks.
Apart from an innate ability to strike at things with a club, I am completely useless at golf.
I mean...the concept of grabbing a shaft close to my waist with both fists comes naturally to me, as well as the general concepts of "Flailing" and "Whacking". I love to be out in nature. Why shouldn't I like Golf?
I guess I just don't like keeping score. I wonder if drinking some scotch would actually help my game? I wouldn’t want to get ticketed for “driving” under the influence...or “putting” under the influence.
Golf was probably invented to keep firebrand scotts from flogging their mates.
In any case, until they make glowing balls that emit beeps, Golf will always be a big challenge for me.